Dear toybonny543 ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you . I think I realized it when I tripped on Nutella In a clown suit and I saw you drive over my cat. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you . I'm returning the pet rock to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Your everlasting enemy,
Jason Theopholus
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